Ok, its June 2015 & no body believes the year is going so fast!

Hope you’re having a lovely summer (unless you’re viewing this website from the south pole, then hope you’re having a mild winter).

its been a crazy quick but fun first 6 months so far of 2015, and set to get even crazier for the remaining 6 months of 2015.

In august 2015 at the Edinburgh festival i’m previewing me comedy play “the double life of Malcolm Drinkwater”. As well as performing me new stand up show “patrick monahan the disco years”.

Then in December I’m performing in me first ever live panto at Billingham forum…oh yes i am i hear you not shout.

also extra dates on me tour between middlesbrough town hall on saturday 13th june, are as follows:

june 14th sunday – jesterval, gateshead, newcastle 5.30pm preview of ‘disco years’

june 19th friday – beverley folk festival, 8pm

june 24th wednesday – haworth festival – disco years show

july 10th friday – stoke on trent, mitchell arts centre

july 12th sunday – tring comedy festival

july 13th monday – arthouse crouch end – preview of play 6pm & disco years show at 8pm

july 15th wednesday – devizes edinburgh preview disco years

july 28th tuesday – liverpool unity theatre preview disco years

july 29th wednesday – bedford, bedfringe preview disco years

july 30th thursday – birmingham mac preview disco years

august 5th wednesday – opening night of disco years at Edinburgh festival 8.15pm gilded balloon

(play starts in edinburgh on 8th august at counting house 1.30pm every day)

thats a lot of extras at the moment i’ll add more on soon, big big sunshine hugs



Patrick Monahan will be on tour across the UK from February 2015 with his brand new, energetically witty and charming family show! Expect plenty of playful audience interaction from this loveable Irish/Iranian Teessider!

Fri 6 FebLincolnTheatre Royal01522 5199997.30pmwww.lincolntheatreroyal.com
Sat 7 FebLeicesterJust The Tonic0116 262 50506.30pmwww.justthetonic.com
Fri 13 FebWashingtonArts Centre0191 219 34557.30pmwww.artscentrewashington.co.uk
Sat 14 FebAberdeenLemon Tree01224 6411227pmwww.aberdeenperformingarts.com
Sun 15 FebElginThe Drouthy Cobbler01343 2100007.30pmwww.thedrouthycobbler.co.uk
Thur 19 FebJerseyOpera House01534 5111158pmwww.jerseyoperahouse.co.uk
Fri 20 FebNottinghamJust The Tonic0115 91000098pmwww.justthetonic.com
Sat 21 FebFleetwoodMarine Hall01253 8876938pmwww.marinehall.co.uk
Thur 26 FebPocklingtonArts Centre01759 3015478pmwww.pocklingtonartscentre.co.uk
Fri 27 FebWorcesterSwan Theatre01905 6114278pmwww.worcesterlive.co.uk
Sat 28 FebWelwyn Garden CityHawthorne Theatre0300 3039 6208pmwww.hawthornetheatre.co.uk
Thur 5 MarchNorth AllertonForum01609 7762307.30pmwww.forumnorthallerton.org.uk
Fri 6 MarchMillomBeggars Theatre01229 7756778pmwww.beggarstheatre.co.uk
Sat 7 MarchHartlepoolTown Hall01429 8900008pmwww.hartlepooltownhalltheatre.com
Sun 8 MarchNewcastleThe Stand0191 300 97007.30pmwww.thestand.co.uk
Fri 13 MarchWells By The SeaGranary Theatre01328 7108858pmwww.wellsmaltings.org.uk
Sat 14 MarchKings LynnArts Centre01553 7648647.30pmwww.kingslynnarts.co.uk
Wed 18 MarchSalfordThe Lowry0843 208 60008pmwww.thelowry.com
Thur 19 MarchLiverpoolLaughter House0800 177 75758pmwww.laughterhousecomedy.com
Fri 20 MarchBlackburnKing Georges Hall0844 847 16648pmwww.kinggeorgeshall.com
Sat 21 MarchLeedsCarriageworks Theatre0113 224 38018pmwww.carriageworkstheatre.org.uk
Sun 22 MarchGlasgow Comedy FestThe Stand0141 212 33899.30pmwww.thestand.co.uk
Thur 26 MarchAmershamPotters Arms01494 7262228pmwww.pottersarms.co.uk/events
Fri 27 MarchBarton Upon HumberThe Ropewalk01652 6603808pmwww.the-ropewalk.co.uk
Sat 28 MarchBradfordThe Alhambra Studio01274 4320008pmwww.bradford-theatres.co.uk
Thur 9 AprilBirminghamOld Joint Stock0121 200 09468pmwww.oldjointstocktheatre.co.uk
Fri 10 AprilBirminghamOld Joint Stock0121 200 09468pmwww.oldjointstocktheatre.co.uk
Sat 11 AprilBraintreeArts Theatre01376 5563548pmwww.braintreeartstheatre.com
Sun 12 AprilEdinburghThe Stand0131 558 72728.30pmwww.thestand.co.uk
Thur 16 AprilCroydonThe Spread Eagle0208 781 11348pmwww.spreadeaglecroydon.co.uk/theatre
Fri 17 AprilCroydonThe Spread Eagle0208 781 11348pmwww.spreadeaglecroydon.co.uk/theatre
Sat 18 AprilColchesterArts Centre01206 5009008.30pmwww.colchesterartscentre.com
Fri 24 AprilUppinghamTheatre01572 8208208pmwww.uppinghamtheatre.co.uk
Sat 25 AprilRuncornThe Brindley0151 907 83608pmwww.thebrindley.org.uk
Fri 1 MaySouth ShieldsCustoms House0191 454 12348pmwww.customshouse.co.uk
Sat 2 MayDurhamGala0300 026 66008pmwww.galadurham.co.uk
Sat 9 MayKetteringArts Centre01536 5138588pmwww.wegottickets.com/location/4560
Thur 14 MayTotnesSouth Devon Arts Centre01803 8671047.30pmwww.southdevonarts.co.uk
Fri 15 MayNewton AbbotKingskerswell Parish Church01803 8755278pmwww.wegottickets.com
Sat 16 MayHolsworthyOld Market Inn01409 2439418.30pmwww.hahaholsworthy.co.uk
Thur 21 MayCranleighArts Centre01483 2780008pmwww.cranleighartscentre.org
Sat 23 MayOtleyOtley Courthouse Arts and Resource Centre01943 4674668pmwww.otleycourthouse.org.uk
Fri 5 JuneBristolComedy Box0117 966 31438pmwww.thecomedybox.co.uk
Sat 6 JuneLondonartsdepot020 8369 54547.30pmwww.artsdepot.co.uk
Sat 13 JuneMiddlesbroughThe Crypt01642 7297298pmwww.middlesbroughtownhallonline.co.uk
Sat 10 JulyStoke On TrentMitchell Arts Centre01782 4093079pmwww.mitchellartscentre.co.uk

its the month of moustaches!!

pinch and punch and hug and tug, its movember!

i’m growing a tash for zoes place kids hospice in middlesbrough this month, good luck to everyone growing taches and remember to keep your taches fertilised and washed!


also this month im off travelling everywhere with solo shows:

21st november thursday – Crewe Lyceum Theatre

2nd dec monday – Ormskirk civic hall

and don’t forget to check me vlogs on youtube:


big hairy hugs